Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, Clinton

The Obama Administration may now realize why our national debt is way too high. We are paying way too much for our war bounties these days. Recently, the US offered of up to $33 million for tip-offs leading to the arrest of Al Qaeda’s top leaders. That’s an apparent overspend of a few 100,000 farm […]

WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Catholic Church Sues Obama Admin Over Religious Freedom; Forget to Consult WWJD Bracelet

Forty-three Catholic dioceses and organizations around the country, including the Archdiocese of New York, lead by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, along with the Archdiocese of Washington, D.C., lead by Cardinal Donald Wuerl from the University of Notre Dame, announced on Monday that they are suing the Obama administration. They claim the administration has violated their freedom […]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at […]

Barack Obama: The Conceiving of Contraception?

Barack Obama: The Conceiving of Contraception? A worldwide Roman Catholic broadcasting network(yes there is such a thing) based in Alabama (need I say more) filed suit Thursday against the Obama administration over its new mandate. Currently, most employers and insurers have to cover birth control free of charge; under the nation’s new health care law […]

Bishops Shocked by Non-Rhythmic Sex

Their souls shall burn in hell. Last month the Obama Administration’s announced that family planning services must be provided by health insurance plans, including those offered by religious institutions operating schools and hospitals. The rule set off a firestorm of protest on the part of U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops which vowed to mobilize the nation’s […]

Got Sap? Obama Sticks it to Christmas Trees

A Christmas Tree tax?! I was just as shocked as you when I heard that the Obama Administration had decided to slap a tax on a specific type of pine tree. What have Christmas Trees done to our economy that they deserve this tax? Do they pollute the environment by dumping their toxic pine needles […]

Herman Cain to #OccupyWallStreet: Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting, Whatever-the-Hell-You-Are People! (VIDEO)

In our new segment titled Paraphrasing Gone Horribly Wrong, here is our disasterous attempt to paraphrase Herman Cain’s recent interview with the Wall Street Journal regarding the Occupy Wall Street Protesters. We apologize in advance for all the errors; see the video below for the actual interview: I don’t have facts to back this up […]

Joe Biden: Who’s Van Jones? Where Am I?

The Obama administration has killed bin Laden, they’ve killed Awlaki, but the one thing they cannot do? Aside from create jobs, mend the economy, put this country back on track and make friends with the people across the aisle — all those aside, the one thing they can’t seem to do is to get Joe […]

Fox News Guest James Carafano Calls Future UN Aid to Syria a War Crime

While every major news organization in the world was covering the fact that the United Nation’s Human Rights Council, passed a resolution, initiated by the United States that condemns the murderous crackdown on protesters by the Syrian government, Fox News chose instead to broadcast a “News Alert” that focused on a little known document dated March 29th, 2011 called the “Draft country programme document for Syria (2012-2016)” drafted by the United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) and of the United Nations Population Fund (UNPF).