Single White Female

Remember “The Blame Game?”  That’s when one party blames the other for the country’s problems, unless they actually did cause the problems and then it means “tag, you’re it, no tag-backs, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah.Looser!” But who do you blame when you loose an election that you were so sure you were going to win that […]

Mary Matalin Slams Democrats for Ruining America

I know Mitt Romney has conceded defeat in his bid for Presidency but I still think it’s too close to declare an official winner. After all, if Florida falls Romney’s way then the election will move from ‘landslide’ to ‘thrashing’, and that’s one step closer to ‘undeniable loss’. Other Republican pundits including CNN contributor – […]

Mitt Romney Accuses Obama of ‘War on Religion’, Ignores Facts

If you know me you know I love a good campaign commerical. In 30 seconds or less a commercial can sum up all the things I believe about a candidate without being bogged down by facts or “the truth”. Like this new ad released by the Romney campaign about Obamacare forcing religious employers to cover […]

Mitt Romney & Barack Obama: The Middle Man?

When I was a younger person in around 1984 I went to see the movie “The Karate Kid” (mostly because I had a crush on Ralph Macchio but that is another story). There was a scene in the movie where Noriyuki “Pat” Morita’s character “Mr. Miyagi” is talking to Ralph Macchio’s character aiming to give […]

Catholic Church Sues Obama Admin Over Religious Freedom; Forget to Consult WWJD Bracelet

Forty-three Catholic dioceses and organizations around the country, including the Archdiocese of New York, lead by Cardinal Timothy Dolan, along with the Archdiocese of Washington, D.C., lead by Cardinal Donald Wuerl from the University of Notre Dame, announced on Monday that they are suing the Obama administration. They claim the administration has violated their freedom […]

Capturing the Dog Vote

When it was pitched, it was the ultimate high concept movie, President Lincoln’s Doctor’s Dog.  It never made it past concept, but obviously, the writers were onto something.  People like Lincoln, they like doctors, and they love dogs, but they don’t always like “president,” and that brings us to this presidential election. What dog will […]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at […]

“Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” Racist Misspelling Totally Ruins Bumper Sticker Message

Poor Stumpy Stickers. The company that issued the racist Obama bumper sticker “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” made a huge mistake. All they were trying to say with their cute little bumper sticker was “Don’t Renege in 2012,” meaning don’t go back on a promise, undertaking, or contract. When they ordered their stickers from Stupid Is […]

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race and Challenges Justin Bieber for Internet Supremacy

According to the latest Rasmussen poll, Ron Paul in a statistical dead-heat with President Barack Obama among likely voters. Moreover, Paul does best out of the four Republican candidates among America’s largest voting bloc, self-identified independents. If Ron Paul would be the strongest competitor in a general election then why is Ron Paul in dead […]

Who Wants to be an Ambassador? Just Raise $500,000 for Obama and You’re It!

How do you fund a presidential campaign without a Super PAC? Well if you’re President Barrack Obama and it’s 2008, you offer sweet government jobs to your biggest bundlers. And by sweet government jobs, we ain’t talking about 4 hour lunch breaks at the DMV. No, no. We’re talking about cushy foreign ambassadorships in places […]