Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Miss USA Contestants Discuss Whether Evolution Should be Taught in Schools

Truly funny responses from Miss USA contestants to the question about whether or not evolution should be taught in schools. Apparently, some responses are more evolved than others. No: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky Sort of: Iowa (elective), Mississippi (not taught as fact), Virginia (little bits and pieces) Too Tough to Answer: Louisiana […]

Man Robs $1 from Bank for Medical Care

  With a growth in his chest, two ruptured disks in his back and a problem with his left foot, James Verone let desperation get the best of him last Thursday as he robbed an RBC Bank in North Carolina of $1. Why? For the health benefits! See, apparently criminals have better health benefits than […]

Fox News John Stossel Says Freeloading Indians Need to Get Off the Government Payroll (VIDEO)

According to John Stossel Indians (AKA Native Americans) are wards of the state. The government provides everything from healthcare and education to food stamps and burial costs. He then claims that because the government provides all of this the Indians (AKA Native Americans) are in poverty and they are dying young because they sit on […]