Romney vs. Gingrich / Cashinator vs. Smarface

Romney vs Gingrich-Cashinator vs Smarface

Mitt Romney never sleeps; he only stands-by. Every morning, 5 a.m., his brain downloads and installs updates. Then Romney goes for a 10-mile run, stopping only to let his personal fitness trainer catch his breath. Before breakfast, Mitt shortly goes online for some quick stock trading, makes himself a couple million, just to keep in [...]

Rick Santorum Should Pick Jeremy Lin To Be His Vice Presidential Candidate

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The rise of Jeremy Lin in the last two weeks is an amazing story that has no rival in recent memory except one: That of Rick Santorum. The two have an eerily similar success from scratch feel to them. Rick Santorum was given slim chance to contend with the other presidential nominees. He was behind [...]

Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die

Image via Wikipedia Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die It’s officially do-or-die time for Santorum (urr, yeah, he’s still running), and he needs to win two of these three races (Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri) to keep his White House chances alive. While the races in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri haven’t received the same kind of attention [...]

Dating: The Newt Gingrich Way

Dating: The Newt Gingrich Way

The GOP has a little talk with Newt…

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A TrumpDorsement and Why It Matters

A TrumpDorsement and Why It Matters

You’ve heard the news. You’ve rolled your eyes and went about your day. But as a proud patriot I”m just gonna state the facts here. Like all us conservatives do. And the simple fact is this: the Romney campaign should feel blessed that they received Donald Trump’s endorsement. The celestial event is known as a [...]

Gingrich Proposes “Defense of Open Marriage Act”

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Former House Speaker and current Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been courting the party’s “religious right” sector with his opposition to gay marriage and his stand in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act (DoMA), which would legally define “marriage” as a “union of one man and one woman”. In a recent prayer breakfast [...]

Donald Trump Delivers Knockout Blow to Romney Campaign by Endorsing it

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The Donald Trump has endorsed Mitt Romney for President today at an event in Las Vegas. After a brief flirtation with running as a candidate himself, the Donald has decided that he is best suited for making a mockery of reality television and comb-overs and not politics. The news of The Donald’s endorsement of the [...]

Romney vs Gingrich: Together They Divide and Divided They Fall?

Romney vs Gingrich Together They Divide and Divided They Fall

One could imagine how many congratulatory calls came flowing into Mitt Romney’s camp (no that’s not the joke) after his 14-point victory in Florida Tuesday night; all except one…the good sportsmanship call from main rival Newt Gingrich. Romney told TODAY’s show Matt Lauer on Wednesday, “other candidates all called. I guess. Speaker Gingrich doesn’t have our phone number.” Okay, now [...]

Vote For The Cartoon Character of Your Choice!

Vote For The GOP Cartoon Character of Your Choice

The real question behind the G.O.P. primaries isn’t really about the issues, it’s about what candidate is most like our favorite cartoon characters. Is it Buzz Lightyear, or Mr. Stay-Puf Marshmallow? Let the people decide!