Herman Cain Endorses Newt by Using the Term ‘Sausage-Grinder’ Three Times

Herman Cain has endorsed Newt Gingrich for President and in typical Herman Cain style he could not resist saying something stupidly pizza related: Here are the facts, no one says sausage grinder. The colloquial term is meat grinder. But for some reason Herman Cain decided to specifically call politics a ‘sausage-grinder’. And he didn’t just […]

Undecided Republican Voters Experiencing Memory Loss

The Republican Primary is all but officially a two elephant race. With Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as the only legitimate candidates for the nomination, a distressing phenomenon has developed in undecided Republican voters. I call it Mitt-Induced-Memory-Loss or “MIML”. The cause of MIML is simple; no one likes Mitt Romney. He’s like a charisma-less […]

Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign Ruined Because He Spoke French Once

Newt Gingrich, self-proclaimed legitimate Presidential candidate, has been flexing his muscles in South Carolina by attacking the current Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney. It has proven difficult to attack Romney on the basis of political platform and policy because frankly people don’t care about that. But there is one thing that Newt knows everyone in America […]

Newt Gingrich Doesn’t Know his Radical Presidents, Do You?

Recently the great historian Newt Gingrich has been on the campaign trail proclaiming Barack Obama to be the “most radical president in American history.” He’s even dubbed Obama a “Saul Alinsky radical” which would place President Obama in the same category as Cesar Chavez (UFW), Wade Rathke (ACORN), Hillary Clinton, Dick Armey, James O’Keefe and […]

Getting To Know Newt Gingrich

The all-important Iowa caucuses are now less than two weeks away, so let’s take a deeper look at the man a drunk Ronald Reagan once called “the Republican most likely to make women scream.”  With movie star good looks and an all you can eat physique, former Speaker of the House Newton Leroy “Newt” Gingrich […]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a […]

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