Republicans Want You to Work for Pooping Pooches Who Create Shovel-Ready Jobs

Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson made the bold statement at Thursday’s Fox News/Google debate that his “next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.” The crowd enthusiastically applauded the pooches’ fiscal fecal efforts but it raises the question: if politicians can’t even write their own jokes how can we […]

Miss USA Contestants Discuss Whether Evolution Should be Taught in Schools

Truly funny responses from Miss USA contestants to the question about whether or not evolution should be taught in schools. Apparently, some responses are more evolved than others. No: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky Sort of: Iowa (elective), Mississippi (not taught as fact), Virginia (little bits and pieces) Too Tough to Answer: Louisiana […]