Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Well everyone,  “Napping Newt” had to finally wake up, and before I begin this article I wanted to give him a real send off…(clearing my throat)…Ok, sing it with me (Mickey mouse club show theme music please): Who’s the leader of the club that embarrassed the G.O.P? N-E-W, T-G-I, N-G-R-I-C-H Newt Gingrich! (Mitt Romney) Newt [...]

Robertson: My Divorce-Your-Wife-with-Alzheimer Comments Were Misunderstood

Robertson Claims His Divorce-Your-Wife-with-Alzheimer Comments Were Misunderstood

Pat Robertson envies the Catholic priests because “when they have somebody in confession it’s all kept secret. “Yep, that’s what I was thinking, too, and know I have to wash my brain out with soap … and maybe some bleach. What he was referring to, though, was the fact that Catholic priests are fortunate not [...]

“Ron Paul 2012!” Says Drunk Guy

Ron Paul 2012 Says Drunk Guy

If you would just read your constitution, you would know that you have every right to be FUBARed while driving as long as you don’t hurt anything. It says so right there in the First Amendment: Congress shall make no law disrespecting an establishment of my right to get FUBARed, or prohibiting the free exercise [...]

Syria’s Al-Assad Can’t Take a Joke – Brutally Beats Ali Ferzat, Political Cartoonist

Syria's Al-Assad Can't Take a Joke - Brutally Beats Ali Ferzat, Political Cartoonist

When you can’t take a joke apparently the thing to do is to take away the jokester’s means of telling the joke. That is exactly what despot dictator Bashar al-Assad of Syria did to outspoken political cartoonist Ali Ferzat. Early Thursday just as Ferzat was leaving his studio, Al-Assad had Ferzat kidnapped by five gunmen, [...]