Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the […]

Conservative Nightmare Gloria Allred Exists Due to Conservative Ideals

The Herman Cain Campaign needs to understand that they only have conservative ideals to blame for the existence of Gloria Allred. As new allegations of unwelcomed hands in crotches surfaced today by yet another woman, “activist celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred” finally threw her blazer in the ring as the representative of victim number four, Sharon […]

Cain’s Lies of Lust Are Cain’s Appeal

A new, fourth accuser has come forward with allegations that she was sexually harassed by GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain.  This speaks to what is most certainly a pattern for Cain, and paints a picture of a sordid history of a successful businessman, yet seems only to boost his campaign savvy.  The better he gets […]

Herman Cain: Sexual Allegations Ain’t No Pizza Party

Scrolling down the list of things Herman Cain is unaware of (global warming, check; The Neo-Conservative Movement, check; a realistic assessment of the threat of Sharia Law to Sandy Springs, Georgia, check), we can hastily scribble one more item on the seemingly endless I Donno’ List: Herman Cain is unaware whether anyone was given cash […]