MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Heroically Apologizes, Head Rhetorically Proximate to up His Ass

MSNBC's Chris Hayes Heroically Apologizes, Head Rhetorically Proximate to up His Ass

In potentially the most disgusting roundtable of pretentious a**holes ever convened on cable TV, the Hero Selection Committee met for the first time and broadcast their air-headed, incompetent understanding of our military and in particular our fallen soldiers on Chris Hayes’ UP with Chris Hayes. It all started with MSNBC’s Chris Hayes who has developed [...]

Al Qaeda: Fox News Lacks Neutrality

Al Qaeda - Fox News, Let Her Die in Her Anger

It’s official. Al Qaeda doesn’t like Fox News. They really don’t like any of the American media outlets with all their free speech and interpreting of information and such. But they really don’t like Fox News for some wackadoo reason. Documents released today titled “Letters from Abbottabad: Bin Ladin Sidelined?” include a January 2011 letter [...]

Mitt Romney to Stay-At-Home Moms: Get Back to Dignified Work, B*tches!

Mitt Romney to Stay-At-Home Moms - Get Back to Dignified Work Bches

Hilary Rosen has faced a heavy bombardment of the “War on Women” shrapnel recently after making a stupid comment about Ann Romney never working a day in her life. While Ms. Rosen’s point was far more nuanced than that, Ann as we all know, has five kids, so as most women and many men know, [...]

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

It might be the first time ever that someone actually told a throng of rally-goers NOT to vote for them for president of the United States … of South Carolina. That’s just what Herman Cain did on Friday after Stephen Colbert spent the first seven plus minutes of their joint rally at the College of [...]

The Only Reason Rick Perry Should Head to New Hampshire

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U.S. Economy Rebounding at the Expense of American Chimpanzees

US Economy Rebounding at the Expense of American Chimpanzees

With signs of the economy starting to show improvement, Americans are looking to the federal government to help stimulate opportunities in the job market.  Which is why it came as a shock yesterday when the National Institute of Health announced that it will no longer finance new medical research which involves an already hard-hit segment [...]

Donald Trump to Moderate Debate and Hot Dog Sales Challenge

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In a surprise move, conservative magazine Newsmax has tapped TV person Donald Trump to moderate a Republican presidential debate in Des Moines, Iowa on Dec. 27. To assure the public he isn’t turning the debate into a media spectacle, Mr. Trump told MSNBC that he would make an endorsement decision immediately after the debate. “Rick [...]

Black Friday, Penn State Riots vs. Tea Party and #OWS

Black Friday, Penn State Riots vs Tea Party and OWS

The reality check America needs right now could not be better explained than by Tommy Christopher of Mediaite in his piece Why America Is Doomed: We Riot For Waffle Irons And Disgraced Football Coaches. After watching endless replays of the pepper spraying cop at UC Davis fumigate a row of peacefully protesting students, it was [...]

Rick Perry’s New Motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry's new motto - Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey

Rick Perry’s new motto: Open Mouth, Insert Wild Turkey. Evidently, Rick Perry had a bit too much fun at a conservative hoot’n’annie on Friday where he let down his guard quite a bit leaving many on the left to suspect that the presidential candidate was loaded with something more than chootspah. Like, oh, I don’t [...]

Religious Program Club36: Pokemon Are “Oriental Demons”

Religious Program Club36 - Pokemon Are “Oriental Demons”

An “unbiased,” Georgia-based, religious program has denounced the popular children’s franchise Pokemon as being demonic. The program, Club36, called the cartoon monsters “Oriental Demons” and says that they get more and more demonic as they evolve and that the monsters are actually named after demons. This raises another question. What isn’t demonic? We reached out [...]