Rick Santorum Drops Out: Comedy Writers Crestfallen

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Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has dropped out of the presidential race, triggering a wave of despair among not only Santorum supporters, but also political comedy writers. “He said he was in this thing for the long haul,” lamented one Daily Show writer, “I’ve got a kid to feed.” With Rick Santorum out of the race, [...]

Dear Hilary Rosen, Stay At Home Moms are not Sluts!

Dear Hilary Rosen, There is No Such Thing as a Stay At Home Mom

How dare Hilary Rosen call Stay at Home Moms sluts and prostitutes! Were does she get off?! Just because these hard working women spend their days changing sheets, cleaning up all sorts of bodily fluid, carpooling, etc. doesn’t mean they’re sluts and prostitutes! Remember, they don’t get paid to do this. What? She didn’t call [...]

Mitt Romney: GOP Political Race…And The Winner Is?

Mitt Romney - Political Satire In Motion

President Eisenhower once said he erred in his opinion and/or choices of only two people (for chosen elected officials) and that those choices later went on to shifted the tenor of the court from conservative to liberal, which was something he had not intended. Flash forward to our present day “choices” that will be equally [...]

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

Darth Romney Gets Kick Out of Unemployed Autoworkers

We’ve all seen the scene in the movie when a major character is stuck in that seriously ironic moment. Like in Star Wars when Darth Vader decides to move his Death-Star-making factory from Bespin to Endor then tries to run for Sith Lord of Bespin while the high school band inadvertently plays the Endor fight [...]

Romney Backed By “Pink Slime” Money

Romney Backed By Pink Slime Money

The company Beef Products Inc., has come under fire for adding what the media is referring to as “pink slime” (yum) to their ground beef. What is “pink slime” made of? Well, I’m glad you asked. First, you chop off all the things from a piece of meat that you wouldn’t want to eat. Then [...]

Pride and Prejudice, and Political Zombies

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He has ‘only the fondest of sentiments for sport’ and counts ‘amongst my closest friends several who own NASCAR teams.’ In all ways, he’s a proper gentleman about whom the only rumors are those of his wealth.  When chiding hecklers as to the personhood of corporations, he calls them “friend.” On a vigorous run, hardly [...]

Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

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Romney Graph: 2012 Campaign Progress Chart New Updated!

Things Heating Up in Illinois

Things Heating Up in Illinois

No, not that kind of “heat”, not the kind that would imply anything even remotely interesting or exciting is happening in the Illinois primary. Romney will win and everyone on TV will argue about whether the win was by a large enough margin to put Santorum away. I’ll answer that now. No. No it isn’t. [...]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

Santorum for Dummies - Obama Allowed Slaughter of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at [...]

God Hints He May Run for Republican Nomination

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With Super Tuesday showing no clear winner yet in the Republican primaries, God has signaled that he may throw his hat in the ring for the nomination at the Republican National Convention. While former pronouncements from the Almighty have taken the form of burning bushes or stone tablets, God’s most recent announcement came via his [...]