‘Teleprompters Should Be Illegal’ Says Man Who Wants to be President

Rick Santorum, Presidential candidate, has declared in a speech in Mississippi that teleprompters should be illegal. No, not as a joke. No, not to satirize the dangers of an over-sized government. Rick Santorum, (Did I mention Presidential candidate?) in the most important two weeks of Primary Season is legitimately and sincerely proposing that the government […]

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Stephen Colbert is Officially Running For President?!

After handing over control of his Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, to friend and lead-in Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert set the major media outlets on fire on Thursday as they began reporting that Stephen Colbert is officially exploring the possibility of running for President: “I am proud to announce that I am […]

What Mitt Romney Missed in Rachel Maddow’s Sex Class Yesterday

If it weren’t for Rachel Maddow and a young woman attending a town hall in Sioux City, Iowa, Mitt Romney might be none-the-wiser about how his uterus works. See Mr. Romney says he supports the idea of “life begins at CONCEPTION – meaning when a sperm burrows its way into an egg (in sciency terms […]