Plan 9 For ISIS Space

My friends, there’s nothing more American than High School, where anything is possible. My friends, you might be the quarterback and find your cheerleader sweetheart and go on to live an idyllic life. Or, you might take the school mattress, er, I mean mascot, to the prom because … YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE […]

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Sets Taser to Oy! with New Unity Government

And in the “Don’t tase me bro!” department is this new stunning development. Apparently Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has learned that peace in the Middle East involves cooperation with your rivals. Thus, in an overnight deal with Kadima, he has decided to form a coalition government with his Likud party’s long time foes: The […]

Syria Demoted from Arab League, Iran Likely Replacement

Will Syria Be Demoted from the Arab League? In what has come as little surprise to followers of events in Syria, the nation faces potential expulsion from the League of Arab States, a group of Middle Eastern nations that Syria co-founded with five other countries in March 1945. However, with the league expanding to 22 […]

Breitbart: #OccupyWallStreet is “Working From Hamas Playbook”

Seems like Donny Deutch’s Kent State moment comment rubbed off on some idiots at Occupy Oakland who decided democracy was for pussies as they outvoted a nonviolent majority of protesters on Tuesday and aggressively retaliated against police who had previously teargased them. The majority of the protesters had no interest in brawling with the professionals […]

Syria’s Al-Assad Can’t Take a Joke – Brutally Beats Ali Ferzat, Political Cartoonist

When you can’t take a joke apparently the thing to do is to take away the jokester’s means of telling the joke. That is exactly what despot dictator Bashar al-Assad of Syria did to outspoken political cartoonist Ali Ferzat. Early Thursday just as Ferzat was leaving his studio, Al-Assad had Ferzat kidnapped by five gunmen, […]

Pat Buchanan Says Oslo Terrorist Breivik May Be Right

Pat Buchanan wants you to know that although Anders Behring Breivik, the terrorist that massacred 76 teens and that blew up a government building in Oslo, Norway, is an evil, cold-blooded, calculating killer, he “may be right.” Buchanan understands that Breivik is insane… No,no…”EVIL” but he apparently respects the man’s intellect referring to him as […]