Romney CAN Win! But Google Says “WTF?! Are You Serious?”

Romney can win! Seriously, people. Mitt Romney can win just about any race he sets his mind to even if Google is a little confused as to why the hell anyone would search for such a phrase as “Romney can win.” So confused in fact that when someone searches for “Romney can win” Google asks, […]

Bloomberg Republican Presidential Debate Top Ten Moments

We thought we’d sum up the "highlights" of the recent Bloomberg/Washington Post Republican Debate held at Dartmouth on Tuesday. Most of the discussion was just rehash of the same-old same-old. And considering this was a "kitchen table" style debate, no wonder families in America don’t eat dinner together anymore. The scene was like a sad […]

Tony Perkins: Ron Paul Didn’t Win Poll He Won

In a bizarre statement to CNN Monday, 2011 Values Voter Straw Poll organizer Tony Perkins made it apparent that in his mind presidential hopeful Ron Paul’s win was not a legitimate win. Technically, Perkins indicated that here in America voter turnout and votes shouldn’t decide who wins polls. “Since when did we give the people […]

Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company

Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, […]

Our Guide to the Best Coverage on Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Record

by Marian Wang ProPublica, Aug. 24, 2011, 12:21 p.m. This is the latest installment in a series of reading guides on 2012 presidential candidates. We’ve also covered Texas Gov. Rick Perry [1] and Congressman Ron Paul [2]. The basics: Though she certainly has a challenger [1] in Texas Gov. Rick Perry, Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann […]

Pew Proves It: Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media

Poor Ron Paul. If only he were a female, half his age riding around on a tour bus like he’s friggin’ Hanna Montana; or if only he was uber rich but follicly challenged and damn certain that maybe the leader of the free world was born in Kenya; or if only he’d treat marriage like […]

Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media – Translation


Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media


Michele Bachmann Celebrates Elvis Presley’s Birthday on His Death Day

John Wayne, John Wayne Gacy, birthday, death day, whatever. There all the same right? Whether it’s a child molesting serial killer or the day the King of Rock’n’Roll was caught with his pants down sitting slumped over the toilet seat, these are all things that are easily confused with their exact opposites in the case […]

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.