Pelosi Slams Perry, Gov Hurts, Cain Speaks Cuban

Nancy Pelosi shows signs of horrible genetic mutation that leads to deficiencies in three things: making lists, debating, and … oops! Watch out! Don’t confuse Max Baucus, the senator exposed in Peter Schweizer’s new book Throw Them All Out: How Politicians and Their Friends Get Rich Off Insider Stock Tips, Land Deals, and Cronyism That […]

Insider Trading Congressional Confusion: Bachus, Baucus or Bacchus?

Evidently there has been some confusion in the insider trading scandal plaguing Congress. See, there are two congressmen who happen to share a name that’s a homophone with the Roman god Bacchus (AKA Dionysus – the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness and ecstasy – you know, the god who […]

Martha Stewart Rages Over Congress’ Insider Trading

Martha Stewart’s staff was on high alert on Monday after news spread faster than avocado hollandaise on Sous Vide Alaskan halibut, that Ms. Stewart had caught the latest 60 Minutes episode. The business magnate, best-selling author, magazine publisher, television superstar and international representation of what our miserable lives will never become spent five months in […]