Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Rick Perry Releases Mitt Romney Fire People Ringtone, Restoring Truthiness Releases Rick Perry Ringtone

We searched high and low for the evidence of the now infamous Rick Perry ringtone tribute to Mitt Romney that mocked the former Massachusetts Governor/Bain Capital Executive’s recent comment about his glee over firing people. But we had no luck. We even went so far as to become a member of Rick Perry’s website and […]

Mitt Romney Discovers True Conservatism is Actually Quite Liberal

Yesterday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney told Fox News (video embedded below) that his Massachusetts healthcare plan is fundamentally conservative. Romney broke the news to conservatives while defending his decision to pass the once-classified-liberal healthcare plan. The presidential hopeful wanted to make sure people understood that the individual mandate made individuals responsible for their own […]

Did Barney Frank Fart At Rachel Maddow on MSNBC?

What on God’s earth did Rachel Maddow do to deserve the anal acoustics presented so ineloquently by Barney Frank on her Monday night? While discussing the U.S. budget, jobs and the debt, Barney Frank appeared to sound the butt trumpet, yet offered no “excuse me” and continued on with his statement. What? Did he think […]

Rep. Ed Markey: The Republican Rapture is Coming! (VIDEO)

Just when you thought you escaped the rapture, it turns out it’s not over! Apparently, it’s still coming according to Representative Ed Markey (D. Ma.) who spole about the Republican Rapture in front of Congress today. Check out the video and remember to – “Vote Yes or No on Grandma!”