Rick Santorum Compares Homosexuality to Polygamy and Reveals His Own Forbidden Love

While speaking to the 2012 College Convention in Concord, New Hampshire, presidential hopeful Rick Santorum engaged in a heated debate with students over the issue of gay marriage. Mr. Santorum, craftily engaging the Socratic Method, asked mind melting questions like, “So anyone can marry anyone else? Anyone can marry…several people?” and “So if everyone has […]

Michele Bachmann: Gays HAVE Marriage Equality

At a town hall meeting, Michele Bachmann reassured a Gay and Straight Alliance chapter president that we all have the same rights. When asked by the same student “Then why can’t same sex couples get married?” Bachmann replied, “They can get married. They can marry a man if they are a woman or they can […]

Conan O’Brien Attacks Defense of Marriage: Team Coco Declares War

  The sanctity of marriage is under attack in this nation, just like our children are waging a war on obesity and the 99% are going all “class war” on the 1%. The slippery slope that defenders of straight marriage warned us about has happened; a comedian just wed a gay couple. Now if that […]

Pat Robertson: Married People Should Divorce Their Alzheimer Stricken Spouses

Marriage for most people is a LIFE-long commitment that ends only when one of the spouses passes away. And by passes away, we mean dies. Headed to the Fossil Farm; checked into the Wooden Waldorf; promoted to Subterranean Truffle Inspector. You get the idea. However, Pat Robertson, host of the 700 Club and all around […]