Bigot with Guitar Spews Hate Speech at Music Festival

Hank Williams Jr. Hates Muslims

There are few things more American than country music. In fact we should stop being so vague about it and start referring to it as America Music. After all, you don’t call Belgium Waffles country waffles. Especially since if you did, people would forget that Belgium was a country. But this weekend at The Stockyards [...]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

Santorum for Dummies - Obama Allowed Slaughter of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at [...]

Iran: Slutting Up U.S. Elections AGAIN!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Columbia University Radioactive Bikini

It’s become a common trend these days. Every time there’s an election, a so called “axis of evil” pops up in American politics. Information that was pretty much not important before suddenly becomes a lot more important when people behind a teleprompter start raving about it. Such is the case with Iran. In 2008, the [...]