Herman Cain Claims Koch Brothers’ Father Knocked Up His Mamma

Herman Cain Accuses Koch Bros Father of Knocking Up His Mamma

“I am the Koch Bros. brother from another mother!” professed Cain to a cheering crowd of ultraviolet-skinned brothers and sisters at the Americans for Prosperity Foundation gathering on Friday. The admission must have been liberating for Cain. All those interviews denying any real relationship with the Koch Bros. All those years of not being able [...]

Is Global Warming Caused by Squirrels?

Jon Stewart Climategate - Is Global Warming Caused by Squirrels

Let’s hope so otherwise the global warming issue will be forever forgotten by the news media in favor more pressing stories like the re-emergence of the highly illusive McRib sandwich. It only comes out of hiding once a year and sightings are rare, so went it does, it is expected that the Cronkite-esque reporters at [...]

Tea Party Zombies Must Die Says StarvingEyes Game Company

Tea Party Zombies Must Die

Are you ready for some zombie arse-kicking?! Well, look no further! Brooklyn-based “advergaming” company StarvingEyes has created the best game ever in “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”! What could be better than backtracking on our pledge for civility, whipping out the virtual violence, and assassinating Americans all in the name of political righteousness?! Okay, yeah, [...]