Herman Cain Claims Koch Brothers’ Father Knocked Up His Mamma

“I am the Koch Bros. brother from another mother!” professed Cain to a cheering crowd of ultraviolet-skinned brothers and sisters at the Americans for Prosperity Foundation gathering on Friday. The admission must have been liberating for Cain. All those interviews denying any real relationship with the Koch Bros. All those years of not being able […]

Koch Brothers Star in “Clear and Present Danger: Axis of Evil”

Somebody is writing the script right now! The federal agents are hiding in ditches, crouched behind scrub cedars and ducking behind cows to avoid detection by the evil corporate oil companies. Seriously, that line is taken almost word for word from Bloomberg’s recent takedown of Koch Industries “Koch Brothers Flout Law With Secret Iran Sales.” […]