Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

Roger Ailes - Jon Stewart Told Me He's a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to [...]

Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Catholic League Boycotts Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft [...]

The Life and Hard Times of Wayne T. Hurley IV, Jr., Presidential Hopeful: In several chapters and with additions whenever heaven allows and as much as the market will bear.

WWED?

I am Wayne T. Hurley IV, Jr. and I was born within living memory in Out Back of Beyond, county of Elisia in the mountains not far from here. I never did care much for politics or politicians, but seem to always have both thrust on me so I learned to adapt without becoming a [...]

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F**kers

Democrats, Bill Maher and the Case of the Angry F-kers

Rush Limbaugh is pound scum, no doubt. And while I really wouldn’t put Bill Maher in that category, he has said things on his show and allowed things to be said on his show that are simply sickening. And the fact is, if we are going to hold a douche like Rush Limbaugh to the [...]

Stephen Colbert is Officially Running For President?!

Stephen Colbert is Officially Running For President

After handing over control of his Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, to friend and lead-in Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert set the major media outlets on fire on Thursday as they began reporting that Stephen Colbert is officially exploring the possibility of running for President: “I am proud to announce that I am [...]

Restoring Truthiness Writer Bill Dixon Signs on With Emmy Award Winning Comedian

Bill Dixon David Feldman Show

Restoring Truthiness writer Bill Dixon recently signed on to write for comedian David Feldman’s radio show. Feldman is an Emmy award winning comedy writer and performer who has written for ABC’s Roseanne, HBO’s Dennis Miller Live and Real Time with Bill Maher, Comedy Central’s The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Martin Short, Triumph the Insult [...]

Take a Walk on the Wild Side: RestoringTruthiness.org visits OWS in DC

Occupy

Man is a social animal. Often he isn’t particularly solicitous or even sociable, but he does tend to gather together in hierarchical, articulated groups and his conduct doesn’t stray far from accepted norms without incurring negative reinforcement. In other words, mankind doesn’t leave the city to run a farm and raise his own food, mankind [...]

Presidential Hopefuls, Contenders, and Wannabes. Not Currently Under Indictment.

Presidential Hopefuls Contenders and Wannabes Not Currently Under Indictment

As most of you know, there’s a presidential election next November. The rest of you are at home and you thought this was a porn site. Or you’re a government employee, in which case you’re at work and you thought this was a porn site. There will be many topics of debate- we’re in a [...]

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams’ Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Jon Stewart Quells Brian Williams Halloween Fear of Permaprotests on Rock Center

Halloween is scary, scary night, which is why it was imperative for The Daily Show host Jon Stewart to ditch his clearly tough-as-nails kids and head on over to Rockefeller Center to be by the side of NBC news anchor Brian Williams as Mr. Willliams premiered his new show Rock Center. Evidently, Mr. Williams was [...]

Is Global Warming Caused by Squirrels?

Jon Stewart Climategate - Is Global Warming Caused by Squirrels

Let’s hope so otherwise the global warming issue will be forever forgotten by the news media in favor more pressing stories like the re-emergence of the highly illusive McRib sandwich. It only comes out of hiding once a year and sightings are rare, so went it does, it is expected that the Cronkite-esque reporters at [...]