Jon Huntsman to Join the Jackass TV Series

“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to […]

Jon Huntsman Kung Fus Self in Foot at Republican New Hampshire Debate

If there is one candidate the Democratic Party might actually be afraid of it is Jon Huntsman. The former US Ambassador to China, Governor of Utah, Deputy US Trade Representative, Ambassador to Singapore, Deputy Assistant Secretary of Commerce, and White House staff assistant has served under each of the last five presidents from Ronald Reagan […]

Jon Huntsman is Manchurian Candidate Says Ron Paul, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney… So Far

Ron Paul’s presidential campaign is on fire right now defending accusations of having released a video calling presidential candidate Jon Huntsman the “Manchurian Candidate”, suggesting that he has Chinese, not American, values, and that Huntsman’s adopted daughters are not really “adopted” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, get it?). The alleged makers of the video which was […]

Campaign Ad Review: Ron Paul – Unelectable

This week, presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman released a 30-second horror film starring Ron Paul entitled Unelectable. The film, as many this season, starts with choppy video footage, AM radio-quality dialogue, over a music bed of spooky meandering piano that would make Trent Reznor jealous. The film follows Ron Paul from interview to interview as he […]

Mitt Romney Denies Donald Trump Debate Love

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has decided not to participate in the Newsmax debate to be moderated by Donald Trump. Mitt Romney is the third to decline the invitation following the lead of Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul. Following Mitt Romney’s announcement, Donald Trump released a statement saying, “It would seem logical to me that if […]

Inappropriate Songs We Hope Jimmy Fallon Will Play For Presidential Candidates

So, NBC apologized for playing “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” as Michele Bachmann walked out on to the Jimmy Fallon stage. Meanwhile, the rest of us turned pink with something akin to the glee of a newborn baby.  It was so fun, we’re hoping they do it again.  Here are some suggestions: Michele Bachmann:  Nirvana – “All […]

So You Want to Be President Board Game

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Bloomberg Republican Presidential Debate Top Ten Moments

We thought we’d sum up the "highlights" of the recent Bloomberg/Washington Post Republican Debate held at Dartmouth on Tuesday. Most of the discussion was just rehash of the same-old same-old. And considering this was a "kitchen table" style debate, no wonder families in America don’t eat dinner together anymore. The scene was like a sad […]

Pew Proves It: Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media

Poor Ron Paul. If only he were a female, half his age riding around on a tour bus like he’s friggin’ Hanna Montana; or if only he was uber rich but follicly challenged and damn certain that maybe the leader of the free world was born in Kenya; or if only he’d treat marriage like […]

Ron Paul Gets Snubbed by Media – Translation

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