Congress Reaches Bipartisan Consensus on Important Bill

Some of the most powerful members of Congress worked long into the night on Wednesday to come to an agreement on an important bill: the dinner bill. Several members of the U.S. Congress went out for a joint dining session last night at Washington’s popular eatery, the Old Ebbitt Grill. After eating and drinking in […]

Top 10 Best (Worst) Names in Congress – House and Senate

This is a call to action. By now most of the country realizes that the system is broken. The entire electorate is a farce yet much of our Congress continues to be filled with people who have serious sounding names like Scott P. Brown and Carl Levin. What many don’t realize is that our Congress […]

Pelosi Slams Perry, Gov Hurts, Cain Speaks Cuban

Nancy Pelosi shows signs of horrible genetic mutation that leads to deficiencies in three things: making lists, debating, and … oops! Watch out! Don’t confuse Max Baucus, the senator exposed in Peter Schweizer’s new book Throw Them All Out: How Politicians and Their Friends Get Rich Off Insider Stock Tips, Land Deals, and Cronyism That […]

Insider Trading Congressional Confusion: Bachus, Baucus or Bacchus?

Evidently there has been some confusion in the insider trading scandal plaguing Congress. See, there are two congressmen who happen to share a name that’s a homophone with the Roman god Bacchus (AKA Dionysus – the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness and ecstasy – you know, the god who […]

Boehner Cries: What Politico Didn’t Know

Politico’s Caitlin McDevitt has compiled a list of House Speaker John Boehner’s Greatest Weeps. While honoring Neil Armstrong on Wednesday, Mr. Boehner lost his composure and began sobbing uncontrollably, prompting Politico to assemble a catalog of Mr. Boehner’s public displays of cry-babery. However, multiple sources have come forward since the Politco article claiming the list […]

Martha Stewart Rages Over Congress’ Insider Trading

Martha Stewart’s staff was on high alert on Monday after news spread faster than avocado hollandaise on Sous Vide Alaskan halibut, that Ms. Stewart had caught the latest 60 Minutes episode. The business magnate, best-selling author, magazine publisher, television superstar and international representation of what our miserable lives will never become spent five months in […]

Obama’s Deficit Plan – Whose Class Warfare Is it?

It’s no surprise that the Republican leadership has their Calvin’s in a bunch over President Obama’s new deficit reduction plan. By golly, it has a provision in it that would call for an increase in taxes on a specific economic class in America. That is simply Un-American. Of course we’re referring to the poor rich […]

Job Opening for Job Act Title Writer with Rep. Louie Gohmert

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) hasn’t officially opened any new positions within his offices in regards to writing titles for job acts, but if the name of his recent job act is any indication he might need some help. Gohmert introduced today his “American Jobs Act” — not to be confused with President Obama’s “American Jobs […]

Allen West Goes “NUTS!” Over CAIR Request to Distance Himself from Anti-Islamic Extremists (VIDEO)

Cryptic is probably the most accurate word to describe it. But the most colorful description has to go to the Miami New Times, who describe it as “the dumbest thing ever written on congressional stationery.” What is it? Allen West’s response to a request by the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) to cease his association […]

Hitting Our Heads on the Debt Ceiling