America, The Nation of Givers, and Our Bullied Bus Monitor, Karen Klein

America, The Nation of Givers, and Our Bullied Bus Monitor

Lefties or righties, we are a nation of givers. From dishing out insults to doling out the dough, we can give it like the best of them. And nothing proves this better than the latest viral video that’s got America a-buzz. It’s a profanity-laced 10 minute video of middle schoolers taunting bus monitor Karen Klein, [...]

Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

Roger Ailes - Jon Stewart Told Me He's a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to [...]

Christian Coalition Pulls Jihad on Johnny Depp for “Jesus Stag Night Club”

Christian Coalition Pulls Jihad on Johnny Depp for Jesus Stag Night Club

Jesus has no sense of humor. At least that’s what the Christian Coalition and Focus on the Family wants you to believe. And because of that Johnny Depp is going to hell. Johnny Depp learned a hard lesson recently as he teamed up with British band Babybird to record the song “Jesus Stag Night Club.” [...]

Herman Cain: “Amazing Grace” Shall Always Be My Song of Praise But I’m Not Singing That Song Today for Some Reason

Herman Cain Sings - Amazing Grace Shall Always Be My Song of Praise But I'm Not Singing That Song Today for Some Reason

“Jesus loves me, yes I know, ‘cause the Bible tells me so.” That’s appears to be what Herman Cain keeps telling himself even in the wake of the recent news about his former sexual harassment allegations. Well, actually he’s not just telling himself that, he’s singing it to the National Press Club. After denying that [...]

Herman Cain to #OccupyWallStreet: Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting, Whatever-the-Hell-You-Are People! (VIDEO)

Herman Cain to OccupyWallStreet - Just Get Rich, You Stupid, Lazy-Ass, Hippy, Protesting Whatever-the-Hell You Are People

In our new segment titled Paraphrasing Gone Horribly Wrong, here is our disasterous attempt to paraphrase Herman Cain’s recent interview with the Wall Street Journal regarding the Occupy Wall Street Protesters. We apologize in advance for all the errors; see the video below for the actual interview: I don’t have facts to back this up [...]

Obama Stares Down Antichrist Heckler

Obama Stares Down Antichrist Heckler

Hecklers. They’re everywhere. They heckle everyone. Some deserve it. And some deserve to get it handed to them like the douche bags who heckled (booed) one of our soldiers actively serving in Iraq. Some are just crazy and may need to consider hospitalization. Consider the case of the heckler, David Serrano, who interrupted Barack Obama‘s [...]

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Michele Bachmann - Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.