Trump Ankles “Newt Romney” to New Reality TV Show

There have been more GOP debates this fall than episodes of “Dancing with the Stars.” This week’s debate, hosted by Fox News in Sioux City, Iowa, was the mid-season cliffhanger, and left voters wondering who will triumph and who will paso doble their way back to obscurity, which in Republican politics means either becoming a […]

Rick Santorum Wants You on his Santorum Sedan, Or Else!

Recent Gallup Poll numbers for GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum aren’t looking good. With Newt Gingrich leading with 31% and Romney still holding steady at 23%, Rick Santorum still flounders with only 4% of people supporting him for a run against President Obama in 2012. Monday, in an interview on Phoenix conservative radio station KRNG, […]

Rick Santorum Needs A True Conservative Man Makeover

Rick Santorum’s Super PAC has released a pro-Rick (‘prick’ for short) campaign ad that will be aired in Iowa next week, painting the presidential hopeful as a “true conservative.” The Super PAC that released the 30-second ad, Red White and Blue Fund, has put $200,000 up for Mr. Santorum. The hope is that this ad […]

The Weirdly Expanding Head of Newt Gingrich

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Michele Bachmann: Gays HAVE Marriage Equality

At a town hall meeting, Michele Bachmann reassured a Gay and Straight Alliance chapter president that we all have the same rights. When asked by the same student “Then why can’t same sex couples get married?” Bachmann replied, “They can get married. They can marry a man if they are a woman or they can […]

Newt Gingrich: Poor Kids + Work Ethic = FAIL!

If only poor kids were more like rich kids, the Income Gap would be just another shop at the Mega-Mall, right? That’s what Newt Gingrich says. Rich kids have a strong work ethic. Poor kids don’t. We can all go home now. Problem solved. Just shove a plunger in those pitiful kids’ hands, tell them […]

Herman Cain Tweets the Definition of Reassessing

In case you’re too stupid to know what the word “reassessing” means, Herman Cain  whipped out the twictionary today to explain it to you. From THEHermainCain: “Team HC: The definition of reassess is: To consider again, esp. while paying attention to new factors. Doesn’t sound like dropping out…” Got that? It doesn’t “sound like” dropping […]

What Mitt Romney Missed in Rachel Maddow’s Sex Class Yesterday

If it weren’t for Rachel Maddow and a young woman attending a town hall in Sioux City, Iowa, Mitt Romney might be none-the-wiser about how his uterus works. See Mr. Romney says he supports the idea of “life begins at CONCEPTION – meaning when a sperm burrows its way into an egg (in sciency terms […]

Gay GOP Candidate Fred Karger Kicks Fox News in the Nads (Video Interview)

“TGIS, motherf*ckers!” That’s gotta be what Rupert Murdoch is thinking right now after having to endure a Friday like no other. On August 19th, 2011, News Corp. received a shot to the nads from within the Republican Party. Fred Karger, the first openly gay presidential candidate from either major political party, filed a complaint with […]

Governor Rick Perry/Parry Sends Strong Signal to Colbert PAC

It is almost all but settled that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry, er, Parry will be hitching his saddle to the most powerful Super PAC in the country: Americans for a Better Tomorrow Tomorrow, Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC brought to you by the Colbert Nation! According to POLITICO this is “no joke.” As Dave Levinthal […]