Things Heating Up in Illinois

Things Heating Up in Illinois

No, not that kind of “heat”, not the kind that would imply anything even remotely interesting or exciting is happening in the Illinois primary. Romney will win and everyone on TV will argue about whether the win was by a large enough margin to put Santorum away. I’ll answer that now. No. No it isn’t. [...]

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornados

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God [...]

Highly Caffeinated But Completely Sober Rep. Joe Walsh Yells at Constituents

Highly Caffeinated But Completely Sober Joe Walsh Screams at Constituents

We’ve all experienced them. Heck, I admit it, I’ve been one of them – the drunk annoying ahole at the bar screaming at people to shut up and “LISTEN! Damn it! Fiscal conservativism wooould n-never work on ship like Cloud 9, you fracking idiot! So shshshshut it!” So I could totally understand when I first [...]

Anderson Cooper Nails Bachmann about Planned Parenthood being the LensCrafters of Big Abortion (VIDEO)

CNN - Anderson Cooper Nails Bachmann about Planned Parenthood being the LensCrafters of Big Abortion

The preeminent restorer of truthiness, Anderson Cooper devoted his first segment of his show Anderson 360 to dispelling the nonsense coming out of the mouth of Michele Bachmann regarding Planned Parenthood recently.