Al Qaeda Offers Camel, Chicken Bounty For Obama, Clinton

The Obama Administration may now realize why our national debt is way too high. We are paying way too much for our war bounties these days. Recently, the US offered of up to $33 million for tip-offs leading to the arrest of Al Qaeda’s top leaders. That’s an apparent overspend of a few 100,000 farm […]

And the Placating Continues

Remember high school?  Now that you are older, (I am assuming there are no high schoolers enjoying political satire websites, although I may be mistaken) can you recognize how many terrible decisions you made back then, trying to fit in?  I am sure one or two of you smoked to try and look cool or […]

The Biggest Democratic Scandal of 2012: Clinton Goes Rogue

At one point many saw Hillary Clinton as a respectable Secretary of State. She was dignified. She was tough. Then came the G20 summit where she brashly decided to wear green–when everyone was clearly supposed to wear white. Only time will tell if she can overcome this clear violation of foreign Diplomacy. These are serious […]

Gingrich Proposes “Defense of Open Marriage Act”

Former House Speaker and current Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been courting the party’s “religious right” sector with his opposition to gay marriage and his stand in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act (DoMA), which would legally define “marriage” as a “union of one man and one woman”. In a recent prayer breakfast […]

Herman Cain’s Foreign Policy Not Going Over Well in Afghani-ghani-ghani-ghani-stan-stan

Last week at the Value Voters Summit, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current presidential candidate Herman Cain told CBN reporter David Brody that he was “ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions … And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” Well, […]

Hillary Clinton is Too Sexy for the Situation Room

Regardless of the fact that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was completely covered from shoulders to (probably) toes similar to Diane Keaton in just about every Diane Keaton movie ever made AND she was the only one in the room covering her lips AND she was showing less skin than many of the men in the room suffering from male pattern baldness, still apparently Mrs. Clinton was showing too much of herself in the Situation Room during the moments when Seal Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden. You see SHE was showing …

Osama’s Death Photo Demanded by Fox News and Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh: Obama is “Purposely stringing [the release of Osama’s death photo] all this out … to distract people from the bad economic news.”
Ann Coulter: “If Americans can handle Hillary Clinton’s ankles, they can handle this photo [of dead bin Laden].”
Neil Cavuto: “Trust us Mr. President, we have strong stomachs. We’ve listened to your vice president.”