Herman Cain: How Do Speak Cuban?

Herman Cain - How Do Speak Cuban

While on a campaign stop in Miami’s Little Havana yesterday, the Most Interesting Man in the World, Herman Cain, took a moment to sample the local Cuban fare. Wanting to articulate his deep satisfaction with the quality of the food, Cain sought assistance in expressing himself. And considering he is fluent in Australian, Cain understood [...]

INSIDER TRENDING: Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists & Pope vs. Benetton’s UnHate Campaign

Political Paunch – Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists and the Pope and UnHate Campaign

In preparation for wresting with Congress over the collapse of the Super Committee and his jobs bill, Obama’s getting crocodile insurance. Rick Perry’s Campaign can’t afford YouTube. Keith Olbermann misunderstands the point of white supremacist biker gangs believing that they admit black folks. The Pope hates Benetton’s UnHate Campaign. After Benetton Photoshopped His Holiness pecking [...]

Herman Cain: The Beatles of Bullshit

Herman Cain Tongue Tied

In an Interview Monday with the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel editorial board, Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain was asked a question regarding Libya and instead of answering the question, he decided he would word-vomit all over the nice mahogany conference table. Since the actual transcripts and video are available ubiquitously, I have opted to translate the video [...]

Political musings … updated Nov. 12

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Occupy Wall Street will never become Main Street. The problem with the movement is that its slogan always is, “Something is wrong but I don’t know what!” It’s time to figure out the “what.” Is it more taxes? If so, to whom? When? What about just cutting loopholes? Generating revenue is tricky, but someone’s gotta [...]

Herman Cain Accuser Shines Light on Debilitating Affliction of Sensitivity to Gender-Based Humor

Herman Cain Accuser Shines Light on Debilitating Affliction of Sensitivity to Gender-Based Humor

Just last night Herman Cain dug himself the deepest hole in his sexual harassment scandal for which to fill with the hundreds of thousands of new dollars of funding he received due to the high profile charges. With a total of five accusers, four of which are accusing him of personally harassing them, Cain came [...]

Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Herman Cain Learns - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the [...]

Conservative Nightmare Gloria Allred Exists Due to Conservative Ideals

Gloria Allred Is a Product of Conservative Ideals

The Herman Cain Campaign needs to understand that they only have conservative ideals to blame for the existence of Gloria Allred. As new allegations of unwelcomed hands in crotches surfaced today by yet another woman, “activist celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred” finally threw her blazer in the ring as the representative of victim number four, Sharon [...]

Cain’s Lies of Lust Are Cain’s Appeal

Cain’s Lies of Lust Are Cain’s Appeal

A new, fourth accuser has come forward with allegations that she was sexually harassed by GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain.  This speaks to what is most certainly a pattern for Cain, and paints a picture of a sordid history of a successful businessman, yet seems only to boost his campaign savvy.  The better he gets [...]

Newt Gingrich: GOP’s True Nomination

Political Humor, Political Satire, Political Comedy, Restoring Truthiness

In a rare show of tenacity, but common show of obliviousness, Newt Gingrich continues his campaign for the GOP nomination. You have to admire it, if you know the secret logic behind it; he’s really the GOP’s predetermined candidate. Sure, you may question it. I know I did, but a night with my buddy Jack [...]

Herman Cain Claims Koch Brothers’ Father Knocked Up His Mamma

Herman Cain Accuses Koch Bros Father of Knocking Up His Mamma

“I am the Koch Bros. brother from another mother!” professed Cain to a cheering crowd of ultraviolet-skinned brothers and sisters at the Americans for Prosperity Foundation gathering on Friday. The admission must have been liberating for Cain. All those interviews denying any real relationship with the Koch Bros. All those years of not being able [...]