Herman Cain Endorses Newt by Using the Term ‘Sausage-Grinder’ Three Times

Herman Cain Endorses Newt by Saying Sausage Grinder

Herman Cain has endorsed Newt Gingrich for President and in typical Herman Cain style he could not resist saying something stupidly pizza related: Here are the facts, no one says sausage grinder. The colloquial term is meat grinder. But for some reason Herman Cain decided to specifically call politics a ‘sausage-grinder’. And he didn’t just [...]

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Rally for Votes in South Carolina

It might be the first time ever that someone actually told a throng of rally-goers NOT to vote for them for president of the United States … of South Carolina. That’s just what Herman Cain did on Friday after Stephen Colbert spent the first seven plus minutes of their joint rally at the College of [...]

Jon Huntsman to Join the Jackass TV Series

Jon Huntsman Joins Jackass Series in Despair over his Boring Style

“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to [...]

Herman Cain Refuses to Leave America Alone, Starts Obnoxious Bus Tour

Herman Cain Bus Tour, 9-9-9 Plan

Herman Cain not being self-promoting. After a month of inexplicable absence from the political spotlight Herman Cain has returned in full force by announcing on “Hannity” that he will be launching a unique and not at all obnoxious bus tour to tout his grand unified theory of taxation summed up as the 9-9-9 tax plan. [...]

6 Jokes I wish I made in 2011

6 Jokes

   

Cain exits … Anne Frank’s status updates … more Tebow-mania!

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Herman Cain quoted Pokémon in his “goodbye” address. His reason for leaving: Pokéwoman. … When you’re born “Ginger White,” you have limited career options: 1920s flapper, 1950s actress, 1980s floozy, modern day presidential mistress. … Herman Cain forgot about the presidential vetting process. I’m not saying he needed to be Mitt Romney clean, but he [...]

Breaking: Rick Perry Campaign Video Stolen From MTV

Rick Perry Video

Yesterday the internet was abuzz with the new Rick Perry campaign video. In the video Mr. Perry is climbing the delicate grassy slope of what appears to be a golf course, wearing his I’m-gonna-go-clear-the-snow-off-the-sidewalk jacket, complaining about homosexuals in chorus with a music bed of weak wind instruments. The video has been remixed and parodied [...]

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner

The Last Gasp of the Failed GOP Frontrunner - Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry

With Newt Gingrich the current frontrunner for the GOP nomination and the recent implosion of the Herman Cain campaign, here’s a look at fates of the last few GOP presidential candidates that were once the frontrunner (i.e. Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry).

Donald Trump to Moderate Debate and Hot Dog Sales Challenge

The Donald Trump

In a surprise move, conservative magazine Newsmax has tapped TV person Donald Trump to moderate a Republican presidential debate in Des Moines, Iowa on Dec. 27. To assure the public he isn’t turning the debate into a media spectacle, Mr. Trump told MSNBC that he would make an endorsement decision immediately after the debate. “Rick [...]

Newt Gingrich: Poor Kids + Work Ethic = FAIL!

Newt Gingrich - Poor Kids Have No Work Ethic

If only poor kids were more like rich kids, the Income Gap would be just another shop at the Mega-Mall, right? That’s what Newt Gingrich says. Rich kids have a strong work ethic. Poor kids don’t. We can all go home now. Problem solved. Just shove a plunger in those pitiful kids’ hands, tell them [...]