Don’t you know me man? I’m Blue Boy It was “a scene ripped out of a zombie movie.” Police shot dead a man who was ripping off the face of a victim and only growled when ordered to stop. Clearly, this couldn’t have been just any zombie movie, but a new, more potent zombie movie. […]
The GOP released an internet attack ad recently called “ObamaCare: It’s A Tough Sell” that altered the audio of the Supreme Court oral arguments. Many are concerned that this “blurring of the line between the law and politics” may cause the hermetic justices to pull the plug on audio, as well as paper, pencils and quills. […]
A man stumbles into a hospital and claims he’s dying. A doctor looks him over, puts him in a bed and then calls over a nurse, shaking his head. The nurse asks what’s wrong. “Symptoms include pride/shame in being an Iowan, anticipation for something insignificant, and a hunger for sound bites taken out of context. […]
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Man boobs are taboo in American society but the truth is all men have them. And all men have a chance that those man boobs might develop cancer – granted women are far more susceptible to breast cancer than men. However, not all men have the ability to pay for the costly medical expenses one […]