Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Posse Investigates Obama Birth Certificate, Screws 13-Year-Old Girls

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Posse Investigates Obama Birth Certificate, Screws 13-Year-Old Girls

You thought it was over, didn’t you? But it’s like that serial killer at the end of the horror movie that just never quite dies. Yes, unfortunately, they’re BAAA-aaack … the Birthers that is. Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his self-proclaimed “Posse” have returned with their results of their six- month long investigation into the legitimacy [...]

Obama Uses Trump Card (Yeah, I said It!) and Releases Long Form Birth Certificate! (VIDEO)

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President Obama and the White House have finally released Obama’s long form birth certificate, in response to ridiculous rumors that he was not born in the US. Obama had previously released an official “certification of live birth” showing he was born in Hawaii. But after a recent set of publicity suck fests by potential presidential contender Donald Trump, an upswing of birtherism has caused too many Americans to lose their minds. Therefore, the White House felt it was time to hopefully put this thing to rest. They had to get a special exemption from the Hawaii Department of Health, which keeps the long-form documents confidential.