The GOP Budget: For Confident Americans?

Whelp, it is here America, the GOP’s answer to the Obama administration’s budget proposal (ohh I can hear the cheers from “the Texes’s” [Texas] oil tycoon, his wife Lo-red-dy, and their eight chirren rit now [I mean, right now] ); and according to House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan it promises to offer the “American […]

The GOP Hunger Games

How Dare the GOP

Writing for a site like Restoring Truthiness it should go without saying that I am an unquestioning subscriber to liberal ideology. However, I must admit sometimes it is hard to blindly support ideals that suggest taxing the rich fixes everything and the government knows best. But every once in a while I am able to […]

Romney vs. Gingrich / Cashinator vs. Smarface

Mitt Romney never sleeps; he only stands-by. Every morning, 5 a.m., his brain downloads and installs updates. Then Romney goes for a 10-mile run, stopping only to let his personal fitness trainer catch his breath. Before breakfast, Mitt shortly goes online for some quick stock trading, makes himself a couple million, just to keep in […]

Vaginas vs. The Vatican: New Hampshire GOP Says No Employers Have to Pay for Contraception

The New Hampshire GOP is just the latest in the growing list of Republican state parties that has hit freak-out mode over the battle between vaginas and the Vatican. Just this week vaginas scored big as the Virginia legislature began backpedaling on its state-sanctioned rape bill. And a couple weeks ago, after the Vatican attacked […]

NEW from the GOP: The Mitt Romney Paper Doll!

The GOP has a little talk with Newt…

Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

One Last Rick Perry Comic…

Jon Huntsman to Join the Jackass TV Series

“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to […]