Huckabee: Schools ‘A Place of Carnage’ Because Secularists Don’t Have Values

According to Mike Huckabee, God was kicked out of school. Now remember, his God is “an awesome God, He reigns from heaven above, with wisdom, power, and love, [his God] is an awesome God.” Additionally, “when the sky was starless, in the void of the night, He spoke into the darkness, and created the light.” […]

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Rick Santorum’s Riddletorium: Religious Riddles for the Secular Humanist

During a meeting with the editorial board of the Nashua Telegraph, presidential candidate Rick Santorum took a minute to convey the opinion that the missing gaps in evolution are best filled by God: There are many on the left and in the scientific community, so to speak, who are afraid of that discussion because oh […]

Obama Stares Down Antichrist Heckler

Hecklers. They’re everywhere. They heckle everyone. Some deserve it. And some deserve to get it handed to them like the douche bags who heckled (booed) one of our soldiers actively serving in Iraq. Some are just crazy and may need to consider hospitalization. Consider the case of the heckler, David Serrano, who interrupted Barack Obama‘s […]

God Hangs Out in Wal-Mart Parking Lots

In case you’ve been wondering where the f*** God has been this past decade as our nation was attacked, we invaded two countries, our countries leadership has fallen apart and the global economy has collapsed (plus, of course, the usual – civil wars, floods, famine, earthquakes, tsunamis, oil spills, yada, yada) – apparently, he’s been […]

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Michele Bachmann: Washington is not listening to ‘The People’

Russia is nowhere near her house; Putin, er, Medvedev won’t be flying over her anytime soon; and she might actually remember a few of the newspapers she’s read in her lifetime. Michele Bachmann is not Sarah Palin lite. She is her own woman. And thank God because that would be really boring.

Wonkette’s Review of Horror Movie Sequel “Texas Governor For President Part 2”

It’s official. Wonkette is now getting into the preemptive movie review business. And their first review stars Texas governor Rick Perry who led a religious revival this weekend called “The Response.” The movie , however, is simply title “Texas Governor For President Part 2.” But don’t be fooled by the downplayed title as Wonkette explains: […]

Moore and Colbert: ‘Chosen by God’ – The Detroit News

In a meeting of pro-Big Labor, lefty millionaires on the Colbert Report Monday night, Michael Moore told host Stephen Colbert that "because we have been chosen by God, we have a…