Fox News Distracted By a Flying Squirrel in a Pink Leotard

While the world watched a 4’11, 16-year-old Gabby Douglas from Virginia Beach, Virginia be crowned Olympic Champion of the All-Around in Gymnastics after having lead the US Olympic Gymnastics Team to a team gold medal, Fox News was distracted by something. No it wasn’t the bling, bling of the beautiful gold medal being placed around […]

Oops! CNN, Fox News Say Individual Mandate is Unconstitutional [VIDEO]

Well, thank the gods that journalists aren’t judges since both Fox News and CNN concluded Thursday that the healthcare mandate was unconstitutional after reading only a few lines of Chief Justice John Roberts’ opinion. Because, you know, reading is hard and it takes waaaaaay too long to do. So why not skip it altogether and […]

Fox & Friends Produces Scary Obama Attack Ad Showing Suicidal Piggy Banks

It’s four minutes of complete propaganda and rhetoric in the midst of three hours of complete propaganda and rhetoric. But this time, it’s different. Fox & Friends actually aired a four minute Obama “attack ad” that they produced. Why are folks calling it an attack ad? Well, because they used scary, ominous things like Mission […]

WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Jabba the Hut Impersonator Roger Ailes: Jon Stewart Told Me He’s a Socialist

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Roger Ailes went to a cantin- I mean “a bar”. And in that “bar” he met Hans So- I mean, Jon Stewart. The two beer-bonded and in that moment of alcohonesty, Stewart confessed to Ailes that, yes Virginia, he is basically a socialist. According to […]

Al Qaeda: Fox News Lacks Neutrality

It’s official. Al Qaeda doesn’t like Fox News. They really don’t like any of the American media outlets with all their free speech and interpreting of information and such. But they really don’t like Fox News for some wackadoo reason. Documents released today titled “Letters from Abbottabad: Bin Ladin Sidelined?” include a January 2011 letter […]

Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft […]

I Love You, Don Cheadle… Cheadle On!

Don Cheadle is a better man than me. Mostly because he is a man and I’m not. But more importantly, Don Cheadle is a man of integrity, class, and patience considering he spent several hours tweeting with some Michelle Malkin Twitchers regarding the edited NBC Zimmerman 911 tape. It has since digressed into left vs. […]

Fox News Contributor and Femi-NOTzi Liz Trotta: Military Women Should ‘Expect’ to Get Raped

According to the latest what-the-f*** from Fox News, military women are being raped just a leettle too much.  Oh, and of course it’s all their fault for, you know, standing next to men. Speaking in regards to a sex abuse report ordered by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, Trotta explains: TROTTA: I think they have actually […]

Take a Walk on the Wild Side: RestoringTruthiness.org visits OWS in DC

Man is a social animal. Often he isn’t particularly solicitous or even sociable, but he does tend to gather together in hierarchical, articulated groups and his conduct doesn’t stray far from accepted norms without incurring negative reinforcement. In other words, mankind doesn’t leave the city to run a farm and raise his own food, mankind […]