Fox News Distracted By a Flying Squirrel in a Pink Leotard

While the world watched a 4’11, 16-year-old Gabby Douglas from Virginia Beach, Virginia be crowned Olympic Champion of the All-Around in Gymnastics after having lead the US Olympic Gymnastics Team to a team gold medal, Fox News was distracted by something. No it wasn’t the bling, bling of the beautiful gold medal being placed around […]

Who is to blame for the recent “zombie” attacks?

WWJD? Heck If Cardinal Timmy Dolan Knows

Ann Telnaes There’s a war a-brewing within the Catholic Church: conservative Catholics vs. the moderate and liberal Catholics. The latest battle surrounds the 43 lawsuits against the Obama Administration concerning women’s health, oops, I mean, religious liberty to deny women’s health led by the infamous Cardinal Timothy Dolan. As noted by the Washington Post, “the […]

Al Qaeda: Fox News Lacks Neutrality

It’s official. Al Qaeda doesn’t like Fox News. They really don’t like any of the American media outlets with all their free speech and interpreting of information and such. But they really don’t like Fox News for some wackadoo reason. Documents released today titled “Letters from Abbottabad: Bin Ladin Sidelined?” include a January 2011 letter […]

Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft […]

Fox Affiliate MyFoxOrlando: Neo-Nazis are The New Civil Rights Movement!

“They say they’re not a violent group but they are willing to fight for their people should a race riot break out here in Sanford,” says MyFoxOrlando “Live on 35” on-the-scene reporter Jennifer Bisram, with anchors Keith Landry and Tracy Jacim primping in the studio. “There’s another civil rights group in town. The National Socialist […]

Fox News Contributor and Femi-NOTzi Liz Trotta: Military Women Should ‘Expect’ to Get Raped

According to the latest what-the-f*** from Fox News, military women are being raped just a leettle too much.  Oh, and of course it’s all their fault for, you know, standing next to men. Speaking in regards to a sex abuse report ordered by Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, Trotta explains: TROTTA: I think they have actually […]

OWS, Penn State, UC Davis, All Explained Through Chinese Animation

  Holy Cow! Obama is riding that hippie! Whenever I feel like the news is too dark and we’re all drowning in a sea of hellfire, I watch one of these.  (I got that “drowning in a sea of hellfire” thing from the Teabaggers.)  These videos – they’re like a really good container of chicken […]

Fox New’s Megyn Kelly Is Wildly Irrational, Essentially

On Monday’s O’Reilly Factor, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly took a few stiff smacks at the hornet’s nest of common sense when, while speaking about the students who were pepper sprayed during the UC Davis protest, Kelly claimed that pepper spray was “a food product, essentially.” Naturally, those who reside on the Internets almost immediately […]

2011 Surviving the Recession Mortgage Purgatory GOP Meltdown Feel Good Yin/Yang Symbol Happy Face!!!

Yin “Sad Face” side symbolizing it’s okay to feel utter dismay over the apparently nonstop downward spiral of the economy and just stuff in general. Yang “Happy Face” side symbolizing attitude of, “Hey, pal! Buck up! Be grateful it isn’t worse! Remember good old US ingenuity has gotten us through many a mess, plus — Bin Laden, DONE!! Gaddafi, OVER!! Whaddaya want already?!! Have a nice day!! Sheesh!