RNC Might Be Postponed Due to Isaac

It looks as if the Republican National Convention may have to be postponed due to Tropical Storm Isaac.  The storm brewing in the waters of the Caribbean is gaining strength and is forecasted to become Hurricane Isaac later this week.  RNC and Tampa Officials have stated that they are preparing to call off the convention […]

Republicans Implement Plan To Suppress Women Voters

With female support for Republicans waning, the GOP is pledging to enforce tougher voting regulations for women this election season. “They already set up these roadblocks to keep African Americans and Latinos from turning out to vote in states like South Carolina, Florida and Ohio,” laments Democratic strategist Karen Watts. “That human strap-on dildo, Todd […]

Zimmerman Will Be Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder Thanks to Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee [Update]

After Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, Zimmerman’s two attorneys, abandoned ship yesterday after two whole days (count ‘em TWO!) of not being able to contact their client, Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey has announced that she is charging George Zimmerman with second degree murder in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. You might say that the […]

Fox Affiliate MyFoxOrlando: Neo-Nazis are The New Civil Rights Movement!

“They say they’re not a violent group but they are willing to fight for their people should a race riot break out here in Sanford,” says MyFoxOrlando “Live on 35” on-the-scene reporter Jennifer Bisram, with anchors Keith Landry and Tracy Jacim primping in the studio. “There’s another civil rights group in town. The National Socialist […]

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Romney vs. Gingrich / Cashinator vs. Smarface

Mitt Romney never sleeps; he only stands-by. Every morning, 5 a.m., his brain downloads and installs updates. Then Romney goes for a 10-mile run, stopping only to let his personal fitness trainer catch his breath. Before breakfast, Mitt shortly goes online for some quick stock trading, makes himself a couple million, just to keep in […]

Romney vs Gingrich: Together They Divide and Divided They Fall?

One could imagine how many congratulatory calls came flowing into Mitt Romney’s camp (no that’s not the joke) after his 14-point victory in Florida Tuesday night; all except one…the good sportsmanship call from main rival Newt Gingrich. Romney told TODAY’s show Matt Lauer on Wednesday, “other candidates all called. I guess. Speaker Gingrich doesn’t have our phone number.” Okay, now […]

Undecided Republican Voters Experiencing Memory Loss

The Republican Primary is all but officially a two elephant race. With Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as the only legitimate candidates for the nomination, a distressing phenomenon has developed in undecided Republican voters. I call it Mitt-Induced-Memory-Loss or “MIML”. The cause of MIML is simple; no one likes Mitt Romney. He’s like a charisma-less […]

Newt Gingrich Wants Mitt Romney to Pay Zero Taxes

During Monday’s Republican debate at the University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida, Newt Gingrich proposed with his new tax plan that Mitt Romney pay NO taxes at all, whatsoever. You heard right. Romney was a bit perplexed at first and asked, “Mr. Speaker, is that tax on capital gains also 15% or is it […]

Allen West Doesn’t Know Arse from Hole in House Floor

Allen West, freshman congressman from Florida, is a little wet behind the ears. Apparently he confused his arsehole with a House floor debate. It happens. And you thought politics wasn’t interesting. Anyway, the confusion began when Debbie Wasserman Schultz, also a congressperson from Florida, whose district just so happens to neighbor West’s district, remarked on […]