Dear Hilary Rosen, Stay At Home Moms are not Sluts!

How dare Hilary Rosen call Stay at Home Moms sluts and prostitutes! Were does she get off?! Just because these hard working women spend their days changing sheets, cleaning up all sorts of bodily fluid, carpooling, etc. doesn’t mean they’re sluts and prostitutes! Remember, they don’t get paid to do this. What? She didn’t call […]

Sarah Palin’s New Granddaughter, Kyla Grace, Eager to Escape the Womb

It’s obvious already that Sarah Palin’s granddaughter is a smart little girl. Having spent only three months in the womb and thus being forced to spend three months with the Palin family, she knew there was no escape so she bailed out early. And we know she bailed out early because Sarah Palin’s daughter-in-law, Britta […]

The Sperminator Schwarzenegger Admits to Fathering Child With Household Staffer

Apparently while Maria Shriver was defending her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger through allegations of sexual misconduct back in 2003, the soon to be “Governator” was likely getting it on with the help (hence our affectionate new nickname, “The Sperminator” – action figures coming soon). Obviously, he was having trouble keeping it in his pants so much so that he fathered a child with a household staffer 10 years ago. But what really takes the cake is…