EPIC FAIL: Super Committee Inflicts Economic Waterboarding

Remember that Super Committee that was going to save the greatest country in the world from another epic economic collapse while demonstrating true bipartisan camaraderie and teaching us all the meaning of fiscal responsibility? You know, the one that, if it failed to cut the deficit by $1.2tn, the metaphorical gun-to-our-heads would go off and […]

Dow Jones and the Temple of Economic Doom

Dow Jones and the Temple of Economic Doom Where’s Harrison Ford when you need him? Our economy has had its still beating stock market of a heart pried from its chest while being dangled over a volcanic fire on its way to certain financial doom. This is a moment for Indiana Jones and that little […]