You’ve heard the news. You’ve rolled your eyes and went about your day. But as a proud patriot I”m just gonna state the facts here. Like all us conservatives do. And the simple fact is this: the Romney campaign should feel blessed that they received Donald Trump’s endorsement. The celestial event is known as a […]
“Excitement” is the buzzword as the weary, downbeat campaign staff finish off the office coffee supplies at the farewell meeting of the now defunct Jon Huntsman presidential effort. Everyone is convinced they had the most competent, experienced, accomplished, erudite, savvy, attack-proof, stylish, handsome candidate in decades of GOP history; but this candidate totally failed to […]
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has decided not to participate in the Newsmax debate to be moderated by Donald Trump. Mitt Romney is the third to decline the invitation following the lead of Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul. Following Mitt Romney’s announcement, Donald Trump released a statement saying, “It would seem logical to me that if […]
In a surprise move, conservative magazine Newsmax has tapped TV person Donald Trump to moderate a Republican presidential debate in Des Moines, Iowa on Dec. 27. To assure the public he isn’t turning the debate into a media spectacle, Mr. Trump told MSNBC that he would make an endorsement decision immediately after the debate. “Rick […]
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Poor Ron Paul. If only he were a female, half his age riding around on a tour bus like he’s friggin’ Hanna Montana; or if only he was uber rich but follicly challenged and damn certain that maybe the leader of the free world was born in Kenya; or if only he’d treat marriage like […]
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After President Obama finally released his long form birth certificate (AKA his long form Certificate of Live Birth), Donald Trump begrudgingly sat down with John King to answer question about his claims that he deserves all the credit and the he did a great service for the country.