Just Do What I Asked

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Have you ever been fired for doing your job wrong?  I am sure it happens everyday.  People are given instructions and expected to follow them.  If the instructions aren’t followed, they get fired.  With that in mind, the Supreme Court should be fired. If you owned a furniture company and you hired workers to assemble [...]

Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Newt Gingrich, Now It’s Time to Say Goodbye

Well everyone,  “Napping Newt” had to finally wake up, and before I begin this article I wanted to give him a real send off…(clearing my throat)…Ok, sing it with me (Mickey mouse club show theme music please): Who’s the leader of the club that embarrassed the G.O.P? N-E-W, T-G-I, N-G-R-I-C-H Newt Gingrich! (Mitt Romney) Newt [...]

Rick Perry Out, Taps Newt Gingrich’s Ass

Rick Perry Out Taps Newt Gingrichs Ass

Rick Perry has officially taken his ass out of the 2012 presidential race and tapped the ass of Newt Gingrich. Yes, we know that donkeys are typically associated with the Democratic Party, but we are simply using the term “ass” in the sense that they are domestic horselike mammals that are often entered into races. [...]

Former Clinton Adviser Storms Off Fox News Set During Fiery Medicare Debate

Former Clinton Adviser Storms Off Fox News Set During Fiery Medicare Debate

You know when you’ve just had enough. You just don’t have it in you anymore. You’re trying desperately to make your point in a heated debate but you’ve had this debate 6,483 times before and made little to no progress with the opposition. Not to mention, your foe keeps cutting you off every time you’re just about to get to your point. Mad frustration.