Killer Unmanned Military Drone Lacks Accountability

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A recent story reported in the LA Times asks the question: Who’s accountable for unpiloted drones? The brilliant answer is of course: No one! And this is all a part of a master governmental plan that Restoring Truthiness has uncovered. Think about it. Not too long ago, an American military drone crashed in the tiny Island [...]

The State of the Union, Abridged

President Obama The State of the Union, Abridged

An early copy of the President’s State of the Union address was leaked onto the White House website earlier today. To the shock and amazement of many of the website visitors, the speech was left up for all to view.  The open and frank language of the speech was shocking enough, but the brevity of [...]

Super Committee Official Statement of Failure

Super Committee Official Statement of Failure

“After months of hard work and intense deliberations, we have come to the conclusion today that it will not be possible to make any bipartisan agreement available to the public before the committee’s deadline. “Despite our inability to bridge the committee’s significant differences, we end this process united in our belief that the nation’s fiscal [...]

EPIC FAIL: Super Committee Inflicts Economic Waterboarding

EPIC FAIL - Super Committee Inflicts Economic Waterboarding

Remember that Super Committee that was going to save the greatest country in the world from another epic economic collapse while demonstrating true bipartisan camaraderie and teaching us all the meaning of fiscal responsibility? You know, the one that, if it failed to cut the deficit by $1.2tn, the metaphorical gun-to-our-heads would go off and [...]

Congress: A Dead Bird and a Dingle-berry

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I have come up with an image of Congress based on the news lately. For anyone who’s ever had a cat, you’re probably familiar with this one. Imagine if you will a cat trotting into the house carrying a dead bird in its mouth and a dingle-berry on its ass. It expects you to be [...]

INSIDER TRENDING: Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists & Pope vs. Benetton’s UnHate Campaign

Political Paunch – Crocodile Insurance, White Supremacists and the Pope and UnHate Campaign

In preparation for wresting with Congress over the collapse of the Super Committee and his jobs bill, Obama’s getting crocodile insurance. Rick Perry’s Campaign can’t afford YouTube. Keith Olbermann misunderstands the point of white supremacist biker gangs believing that they admit black folks. The Pope hates Benetton’s UnHate Campaign. After Benetton Photoshopped His Holiness pecking [...]

Martha Stewart Rages Over Congress’ Insider Trading

Martha Stewart Rages Over Congress’ Insider Trading

Martha Stewart’s staff was on high alert on Monday after news spread faster than avocado hollandaise on Sous Vide Alaskan halibut, that Ms. Stewart had caught the latest 60 Minutes episode. The business magnate, best-selling author, magazine publisher, television superstar and international representation of what our miserable lives will never become spent five months in [...]

@TheOnion Causes Freak Out Over Fake #CongressHostage Story

The Onion Causes Freak Out Over Fake Congress Hostage Story

The story makes for an epic summer blockbuster. A group of armed men holding schoolchildren hostage in a “dramatic standoff” while making ridiculous demands with only their interests at heart. Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Well, The Onion, the world’s most well known political bullsh!t manufacturer, just connected all the dots for us and expressed what [...]

Job Opening for Job Act Title Writer with Rep. Louie Gohmert

Job Opening for Job Act Title Writer with Rep Louie Gohmert

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) hasn’t officially opened any new positions within his offices in regards to writing titles for job acts, but if the name of his recent job act is any indication he might need some help. Gohmert introduced today his “American Jobs Act” — not to be confused with President Obama’s “American Jobs [...]

Epic Fail: USPS Is Nearing Default

Epic Fail - USPS Is Nearing Default

In the epic battle for mail delivery, the snails are getting their arses kicked, evidently. And by snails, I’m not just referring to the delivery of the mail (hey, UPS and FedEx are fine). I’m referring to the bureaucrats in our government who can’t seem to navigate their way out of a paper bag, or [...]