California to Nation: I’m Leaving You for Another Country

The state of California announced today that she was leaving America for another country after news from Public Policy Polling came out that Americans had voted California as the most hated state out of all 50 states. “What did I do to deserve such treatment?” said the teary-eyed, bleeding-heart hamlet. “I have done nothing but […]

Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die

Image via Wikipedia Rick Santorum: Pretty Ricky Do-or-Die It’s officially do-or-die time for Santorum (urr, yeah, he’s still running), and he needs to win two of these three races (Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri) to keep his White House chances alive. While the races in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri haven’t received the same kind of attention […]