Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

GOP Candidate, Ron Paul, Storms Off CNN Set: Interview Continues Without Him

During a CNN interview on Wednesday, GOP Congressman and candidate for president Ron Paul took off his microphone and walked out after questioning by Gloria Borgerseemed to make him uncomfortable and frustrated. The questions that were asked of Paul regarded newsletters he published 20 years ago.  The newsletters apparently contained some pretty incendiary racist material, […]

CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute to Miley Cyrus’ Breasteses

CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute is an admirable event where CNN honors exceptional “every-day” people who have dedicated their lives to helping others, by allowing them to share the stage with celebrities.  What better way to honor these self-sacrificing, dedicated individuals than to have stars like Mary-Louise Parker, Ice Cube and Jerry Seinfeld tell them […]

Union Leader: Newt? Meh, We Could Do Worse

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that you, dear reader, are paying attention to the news. I know, it’s bit of a leap, seeing as how you’re here reading this. But if the assumption is true, I’m going to suppose that you also read the news story title “N.H. Union […]

Newsapolooza is Over as Occupy Houston Shooting Gets Little Coverage or Praise for Cops

Remember back in the day when a madman threatening a crowd of peaceful citizens would be headline news? Remember the 24/7, non-stop coverage with reporters on the scene dodging ammo with their bullet-proof helmet hair and invisible microphone shield, helicopters in the sky surveying the tops of buildings and people’s heads to give us an […]

Grover Norquist: Super Committee Failed Because Obama Taxed Poor Smokers

Grover Norquist has a bug up his butt and apparently it’s been camped out there for at least two and a half years. What insect could possibly survive inside the anus of Norquist, the president of a taxpayer advocacy group, Americans for Tax Reform, whose sphincter muscles must be suffocatingly tight, except of course when he spews his tax “reform” feces pledges all over our economy.

Is Global Warming Caused by Squirrels?

Let’s hope so otherwise the global warming issue will be forever forgotten by the news media in favor more pressing stories like the re-emergence of the highly illusive McRib sandwich. It only comes out of hiding once a year and sightings are rare, so went it does, it is expected that the Cronkite-esque reporters at […]

Republicans to Offer Palin in Lieu of Terrorist Retaliation

On Friday, Republicans gathered to discuss the possibility of a large-scale al Qaeda attack in response to the U.S. government’s assassination of an American Muslim cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki, in Yemen. The terrorist organization is viewing al-Awlaki as a martyr, and according to CNN, its members are making promises of retaliation to the United States. Eventually, the […]

Ron Paul Buses Not Short Enough for Values Voter Summit

It’s pretty bad when the person who runs the poll says not to put any stock in his poll. Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council informed CNN that the public shouldn’t pay attention to his recent poll in which Ron Paul came in first place. Wait a minute, Tony! It appears that your 2011 […]

Tony Perkins: Ron Paul Didn’t Win Poll He Won

In a bizarre statement to CNN Monday, 2011 Values Voter Straw Poll organizer Tony Perkins made it apparent that in his mind presidential hopeful Ron Paul’s win was not a legitimate win. Technically, Perkins indicated that here in America voter turnout and votes shouldn’t decide who wins polls. “Since when did we give the people […]