Mary Matalin Slams Democrats for Ruining America

I know Mitt Romney has conceded defeat in his bid for Presidency but I still think it’s too close to declare an official winner. After all, if Florida falls Romney’s way then the election will move from ‘landslide’ to ‘thrashing’, and that’s one step closer to ‘undeniable loss’. Other Republican pundits including CNN contributor – […]

Numb and Number(er)

Now that the Republican ticket is receiving free government protection from the Secret Service (don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll cut off that expense when they win), the candidates have been given code names. What’s your pick? Mine are “The President” and “Altar Boy.” Let’s face it, Romney looks like Joe President (slightly stiff) action figure. […]

Oops! CNN, Fox News Say Individual Mandate is Unconstitutional [VIDEO]

Well, thank the gods that journalists aren’t judges since both Fox News and CNN concluded Thursday that the healthcare mandate was unconstitutional after reading only a few lines of Chief Justice John Roberts’ opinion. Because, you know, reading is hard and it takes waaaaaay too long to do. So why not skip it altogether and […]

Al Qaeda: Fox News Lacks Neutrality

It’s official. Al Qaeda doesn’t like Fox News. They really don’t like any of the American media outlets with all their free speech and interpreting of information and such. But they really don’t like Fox News for some wackadoo reason. Documents released today titled “Letters from Abbottabad: Bin Ladin Sidelined?” include a January 2011 letter […]

Dear Hilary Rosen, Stay At Home Moms are not Sluts!

How dare Hilary Rosen call Stay at Home Moms sluts and prostitutes! Were does she get off?! Just because these hard working women spend their days changing sheets, cleaning up all sorts of bodily fluid, carpooling, etc. doesn’t mean they’re sluts and prostitutes! Remember, they don’t get paid to do this. What? She didn’t call […]

Zimmerman Will Be Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder Thanks to Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee [Update]

After Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, Zimmerman’s two attorneys, abandoned ship yesterday after two whole days (count ‘em TWO!) of not being able to contact their client, Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey has announced that she is charging George Zimmerman with second degree murder in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. You might say that the […]

CNN War Correspondent Marie Colvin Killed in Syria Bombing of Homs

In all seriousness, this is not comedic post in any way. Marie Colvin was a top notch journalist and war correspondent who obviously risked her life to report from the most dangerous places in the world and unfortunately we lost her. Marie was killed in the Syrian city of Homs during an artillery attack. As […]

Breitbart’s Loesch: Virginia ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ is ‘Consensual Sex’

In case you missed it on Friday, because honestly, I missed it on Friday, CNN contributor and Andrew Breitbart blogger Dana Loesch decided to throw her diaphragm in the ring and explain to us all how the Virginia “State-Sponsored Rape” bill is really not rape. Instead it is actually just consensual sex. In fact, it’s […]

Soledad O’Brien Tries to Make Sense of Mitt Romney’s “I Am Not Concerned With the Poor” Comment

Soledad O’Brien tries to make sense of Mitt Romney’s “I’m not concerned about the very poor” comment.

Mitt Romney: Romney Gives Us The Slip?

Mitt Romney graciously gave the world a new bumper sticker line yesterday when he blatantly uttered those now classic, and yet, not retractable words “I am not concerned with the poor” (insert sigh here). Yes, he said it and we say… finally an honest politician. One has to wonder if somewhere in the White House […]