Catholic League Boycotts “Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, Targets Kraft Foods’ MiO Energy (Buy it Today!)

Last week during Rosengate, the Catholic League opened their Twitter twat and tweeted about how horrible Hilary Rosen is for being a lesbian and therefore having to adopt children while Ann Romney had five of her own. This week the Catholic League has decided to stage a boycott of The Daily Show sponsors like Kraft […]

Wal-Mart and BP Drop Rush Limbaugh

Think Progress has obtained an internal memo from Premiere Radio Networks listing 140 companies that are dropping advertising from Rush Limbaugh’s show and among them are some interesting surprises including British Petroleum (BP), and Wal-Mart. Remember when BP spilled all that oil in our Gulf of Mexico? That was fun. Remember too when Obama told […]

Anonymous Hacktivists Want To Burn The House Down…Fight Club Style!

On Dec 24, the computer hacking group known as “Anonymous” sought to spread a little Christmas Eve cheer by releasing the names, email addresses, passwords, and some 75,000 credit card numbers of 860,000 members of a “security think tank” known as Stratfor (short for Strategic Forecasting), considered by some as a “shadow CIA”. Clearly, Anonymous […]

Wishing you a Very Attorneys Christmas and a Truthiness New Year

There is a good chance that the world is going to end in 2012. Even if the Mayans were wrong, one of those crazies is going to get the Republican nomination. But after everyone called 2000-2010 the “decade from hell” and 2011 receiving similar names, we either need a complete meltdown or we should start injecting […]

Brain Explodes from Too Much Holly Jolly Christmas

Brain explodes after 15,000th hearing of Burl Ives singing “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas”

The soundtrack to the Christmas season

At my job, it’s that time of the year where we are forced to listened to Christmas music 24/7. It’s a rough time considering the finite amount of Christmas music there is. There are only so many versions of White Christmas and not a single one of them can top Bing Crosby’s original and hearing Justin […]

Black Friday rings in the spirit of giving

When you see a grown woman sprint to a table full of fleece sweatshirts despite being the first customer in the store and parents keeping their babies out until 3 in the morning just because there is a sale, something inside you changes. Such was the case for me yesterday/today from 9 PM to 5 […]

Got Sap? Obama Sticks it to Christmas Trees

A Christmas Tree tax?! I was just as shocked as you when I heard that the Obama Administration had decided to slap a tax on a specific type of pine tree. What have Christmas Trees done to our economy that they deserve this tax? Do they pollute the environment by dumping their toxic pine needles […]

Herman Cain Learns Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Stuck with an $800 Bill and a Crappy Mixed Tape

Just a day after accuser number four made her appearance on the national stage next to celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred claiming that Herman Cain went all TSA Agent on her on the way to Restaurant Association offices, a new woman has stepped forward with a truly bizarre accusation. Donna Donella, a former employee of the […]

How Infomercials Can Protect Schoolchildren’s 1st Amendment Rights

You do not have the legal right to not be bothered by religion. You don’t even have the legal right not be bothered by other people unless you file a restraining order. Nevertheless, we must find a solution to this religion vs. First Amendment problem that is now being demonstrated in the Candy Cane Case.