Christie puts his weight behind RNC

Chris Christie Says No: In Related News, GOP Suffers Mad Case of Blue Balls

The super sexy Chris Christie, the Angelina Jolie of the Republican presidential race for the past couple weeks, the Marilyn Monroe of the GOP has officially pulled out of the race. Okay, he was never in the race; he just teased all of us with statements like, “No, I am sooo not going to run, […]