Fox News Distracted By a Flying Squirrel in a Pink Leotard

While the world watched a 4’11, 16-year-old Gabby Douglas from Virginia Beach, Virginia be crowned Olympic Champion of the All-Around in Gymnastics after having lead the US Olympic Gymnastics Team to a team gold medal, Fox News was distracted by something. No it wasn’t the bling, bling of the beautiful gold medal being placed around […]

Newt Gingrich: Poor Kids + Work Ethic = FAIL!

If only poor kids were more like rich kids, the Income Gap would be just another shop at the Mega-Mall, right? That’s what Newt Gingrich says. Rich kids have a strong work ethic. Poor kids don’t. We can all go home now. Problem solved. Just shove a plunger in those pitiful kids’ hands, tell them […]

Newt Gingrich: Fire School Janitors, Hire Children – Child Labor Laws Are “Truly Stupid”

Newt Gingrich believes it’s the government’s job to teach poor kids how to be successful business men and women. And to do that he has a plan: “get rid of the unionized janitors, have one master janitor and pay local students to take care of the school.” We are soooo not making that up. He […]