The state of California announced today that she was leaving America for another country after news from Public Policy Polling came out that Americans had voted California as the most hated state out of all 50 states. “What did I do to deserve such treatment?” said the teary-eyed, bleeding-heart hamlet. “I have done nothing but […]
Since Proposition 8 took another severe blow today as two rational judges of the Federal Appeals court in San Francisco ruled Tuesday that California’s voter-mandated ban on gay marriages was unconstitutional, it’s time for a look back at those that brought us to this very moment. Those that carried the heavy mantle, the burning torch, […]
If there was a Darwin Award for political suicide, Rick Perry would have won it after his nationally televised “Oops” gaff signaled a deficiency in the holding-more-than-two-pieces-of-information-in-the-brain-at-once gene. Having survived the near death experience, Perry exercised the few remaining brain cells that didn’t abandon his campaign and thought, “Wouldn’t it be a brilliant idea for […]
According to Jack Cafferty’s Cafferty File, America isn’t good enough for illegal immigrants anymore. They are literally turning their backs on us and heading to greener pastures in, of all places, Mexico. Yep, it turns out even Mexicans won’t put up with our sh*tty economy, and they put up with Menudo for how long? These […]
Apparently while Maria Shriver was defending her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger through allegations of sexual misconduct back in 2003, the soon to be “Governator” was likely getting it on with the help (hence our affectionate new nickname, “The Sperminator” – action figures coming soon). Obviously, he was having trouble keeping it in his pants so much so that he fathered a child with a household staffer 10 years ago. But what really takes the cake is…
As Ace and Gary team up to “fight crime in their usual, awkward fashion,” Big Head (voiced by Robert Smigel but apparently performed live by Steve Carell according to the credits*), Dr. Brainio (Stephen Colbert) and there crew try to make sense out of what they are seeing from ……… The Ambiguously Gay Duo!!!