Cain Speaks Bluntly During Exclusive Interview

Late Tuesday night, in the midst of a heated poker match in the spacious living room of my double-wide home, I whittled down the chips of a close family friend, Mark Block, who also happens to be Herman Cain’s chief of staff. He never gambles more than he can afford to lose, but he’d been […]

Herman Cain: “Amazing Grace” Shall Always Be My Song of Praise But I’m Not Singing That Song Today for Some Reason

“Jesus loves me, yes I know, ‘cause the Bible tells me so.” That’s appears to be what Herman Cain keeps telling himself even in the wake of the recent news about his former sexual harassment allegations. Well, actually he’s not just telling himself that, he’s singing it to the National Press Club. After denying that […]

Herman Cain: Sexual Allegations Ain’t No Pizza Party

Scrolling down the list of things Herman Cain is unaware of (global warming, check; The Neo-Conservative Movement, check; a realistic assessment of the threat of Sharia Law to Sandy Springs, Georgia, check), we can hastily scribble one more item on the seemingly endless I Donno’ List: Herman Cain is unaware whether anyone was given cash […]

Herman Cain’s Foreign Policy Not Going Over Well in Afghani-ghani-ghani-ghani-stan-stan

Last week at the Value Voters Summit, former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current presidential candidate Herman Cain told CBN reporter David Brody that he was “ready for the ‘gotcha’ questions … And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I’m going to say you know, I don’t know. Do you know?” Well, […]

Herman Cain: President Of Ubeki-Beki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan? I Don’t Know or Care!

Most politicians fear those tricky questions thrown hard and fast by reporters known as “gotcha” questions. Most of those who have been stung by the questions complain that they are worded in such a way as to trick the person being questioned. These questions have become the norm in the political arena; they are scourge […]