Who Wants to be an Ambassador? Just Raise $500,000 for Obama and You’re It!

How do you fund a presidential campaign without a Super PAC? Well if you’re President Barrack Obama and it’s 2008, you offer sweet government jobs to your biggest bundlers. And by sweet government jobs, we ain’t talking about 4 hour lunch breaks at the DMV. No, no. We’re talking about cushy foreign ambassadorships in places […]

Spin Doctor Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes

Tornadoes are serious business. And with the recent deadly outbreaks of tornadoes it’s no wonder that people are searching for answers as to why this has happened. In a new segment for the 700 Club “Pat Robertson Explains Tornadoes,” Don from Illinois asked Robertson, “Why did God send the tornadoes?” Robertson had this to say: God […]

Rick Santorum to Abraham Lincoln: Oh You Infidel!

Rick Santorum is confused. The Republican presidential candidate, who has been complaining that he has been under siege by the media with questions regarding his Catholic faith, bashed the door open to a potential onslaught on “gotcha” questions after saying this to Bill Cunningham on his WLW radio show on Friday: Look at every race […]

Obama Unveils Strategy for Women’s Vote

In the 2008 campaign, then candidate Obama was polling well among women but looked to shore up support among men. His strategy was to play basketball with U.S. forces, sinking nothing-but-net three pointers to the collective “Damn!” of the male television audience. The strategy was a success, however, in this election Obama needs to shore up […]

Barack Obama: The Conceiving of Contraception?

Barack Obama: The Conceiving of Contraception? A worldwide Roman Catholic broadcasting network(yes there is such a thing) based in Alabama (need I say more) filed suit Thursday against the Obama administration over its new mandate. Currently, most employers and insurers have to cover birth control free of charge; under the nation’s new health care law […]

Once Upon A Primary

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a young elephant.  This elephant was – as elephants often are – Republican.  And as the young pachyderm journeyed through the jungle toward his polling place, he came across a crazy old man who cackled like a fool. “They think I’m dangerous,” squealed the old Texan Libertarian. “Why would […]

Mitt Romney: Romney Gives Us The Slip?

Mitt Romney graciously gave the world a new bumper sticker line yesterday when he blatantly uttered those now classic, and yet, not retractable words “I am not concerned with the poor” (insert sigh here). Yes, he said it and we say… finally an honest politician. One has to wonder if somewhere in the White House […]

Romney vs Gingrich: Together They Divide and Divided They Fall?

One could imagine how many congratulatory calls came flowing into Mitt Romney’s camp (no that’s not the joke) after his 14-point victory in Florida Tuesday night; all except one…the good sportsmanship call from main rival Newt Gingrich. Romney told TODAY’s show Matt Lauer on Wednesday, “other candidates all called. I guess. Speaker Gingrich doesn’t have our phone number.” Okay, now […]

Political Debate: Desperately seeking…G.O.B for the G.O.P

This goes out in honor of the most recent GOP political debate;and the Republicans desperate scramble to find a party who can realistically compete with our President Barack Obama (no I did not limit it to just currently). Now wait, I know there is some red faced old man from Butcher Holler,Kentucky screaming at his […]

The State of the Union, Abridged

An early copy of the President’s State of the Union address was leaked onto the White House website earlier today. To the shock and amazement of many of the website visitors, the speech was left up for all to view.  The open and frank language of the speech was shocking enough, but the brevity of […]