President Obama Endorses Same-Sex Marriage And Proves Evolution In One Day!

The debate is over. Evolution exists. We have the proof from the highest office in the land. Who needs the missing link when you have the President of the United States evolving right in front of our eyes?! In an interview with ABC News today, President Obama, who has said that his views were evolving, […]

And the Placating Continues

Remember high school?  Now that you are older, (I am assuming there are no high schoolers enjoying political satire websites, although I may be mistaken) can you recognize how many terrible decisions you made back then, trying to fit in?  I am sure one or two of you smoked to try and look cool or […]

Mel Succumbs to Mitt Romnarcolepsy

Mel succumbs to Mitt Romnarcolepsy as the seemingly endless G.O.P. presidential campaign sheds former frontrunner Newt Gingrich, in favor of (yawn) Mitt Romney.

“ObamaCare: It’s A Tough Sell” – ORIGINAL VERSION is Truly Unbelievable [VIDEO]

The GOP released an internet attack ad recently called “ObamaCare: It’s A Tough Sell” that altered the audio of the Supreme Court oral arguments. Many are concerned that this “blurring of the line between the law and politics” may cause the hermetic justices to pull the plug on audio, as well as paper, pencils and quills. […]

Things Heating Up in Illinois

No, not that kind of “heat”, not the kind that would imply anything even remotely interesting or exciting is happening in the Illinois primary. Romney will win and everyone on TV will argue about whether the win was by a large enough margin to put Santorum away. I’ll answer that now. No. No it isn’t. […]

Santorum for Dummies: Obama Allowed ‘Slaughter’ of Iran Protesters

We are going to attempt the impossible: translating Santorum. Before you say it! We’re not translating the meaning of the word “Santorum.” We all know what that means. We are going to attempt to translate Santorum’s actual words. I know, right?! We’re crazy like that. While discussing the 2006 Iran Freedom and Support Act at […]

“Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” Racist Misspelling Totally Ruins Bumper Sticker Message

Poor Stumpy Stickers. The company that issued the racist Obama bumper sticker “Don’t Re-Nig in 2012” made a huge mistake. All they were trying to say with their cute little bumper sticker was “Don’t Renege in 2012,” meaning don’t go back on a promise, undertaking, or contract. When they ordered their stickers from Stupid Is […]

Joe Biden: Not The Average Joe

Once again us political writers have an opportunity to write about brazen political mishaps. This time is it regarding Vice President Joe Biden. While speaking at a fundraising in Washington DC Mr. Biden made a statement about how the Republican candidates “don’t know what it means to be middle class.” The witty Vice President (VP) […]

Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race and Challenges Justin Bieber for Internet Supremacy

According to the latest Rasmussen poll, Ron Paul in a statistical dead-heat with President Barack Obama among likely voters. Moreover, Paul does best out of the four Republican candidates among America’s largest voting bloc, self-identified independents. If Ron Paul would be the strongest competitor in a general election then why is Ron Paul in dead […]

‘Teleprompters Should Be Illegal’ Says Man Who Wants to be President

Rick Santorum, Presidential candidate, has declared in a speech in Mississippi that teleprompters should be illegal. No, not as a joke. No, not to satirize the dangers of an over-sized government. Rick Santorum, (Did I mention Presidential candidate?) in the most important two weeks of Primary Season is legitimately and sincerely proposing that the government […]